Stupid Questions But smart Answers

Got it from email too.
Anyway, lol, I think the titles are rite; dumb question but
answered smartly. :p

Stupid Questions But smart Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??


GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple


GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??


BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??


SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out
of his mouth.


MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.


WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and
comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears
and comes out of the mouth.


MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u
think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


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