milk diary (Jasmine's Life)

Mostly about my thoughts and daily life. Jokes? hehehe..my life is a whole bunch of jokes... get to know my character and what Jasmine is all about...hehehe... she's a ........tell me what u think of me...

Sunday, October 31, 2004

19 GOING 20

So today is my big day....hmm... what is my feeling?? happy? yes.. receive a lot of sms from frens... got 2 sms on 31 Oct 12.05 am, Ai Leng and Pui Mun. one call at 12.10 am from a long-time-no-see fren, Yean Ching. then in the morning got three sms and afternoon got 2 sms. and just now i check got 2 e-cards from my bestfren from uk. and 2 early birthday cards, one from my best fren in uk and the other from 2 new college frens... just recently got a msg from a fren in msn wishing me happy birthday.... ohhh.. not to forget some other greetings in church too....

Presents: mom = computer table, bro&sis = office highback chair, best fren = 1000+ paper glowing stars, church frens, 3 women = one teddy bear in a love box, cell leaders = unknown present (not yet give me)

that's all the present list at the moment....

one thing i miss this birthday is a birthday cake....well it doesn't feel like birthday if without a cake.... suppose that i promised my bro to take him out with my family and i treat them a big dinner, but my bro and his girl friend went to genting highland last night and then my mom cooked already and we ended up eating at home.... supposed that my grandma will be able to celebrate my b'day with me but this afternoon she received a call saying that her God's bro going to pass away soon so she has to rush to hospital to see him go.....

though i might not have much money this month but yet i was hoping that the whole family can go out with me and have a nice dinner with me but aiks.... i know my mom don't want me to waste money since she knows that i don't have much left.... T_T... i stopped work for two weeks so no salary for two weeks....aiks... i haven't collect my salary yet since i haven't went back to office.... this coming tuesday is my last paper and i have no mood to study for it and i haven't even touch on it...aiks.... T_T....

Cake is one of the thing that i miss for my birthday, another thing is i miss my best fren in uk.... well but next year i'll be able to celebrate my birthday with her again....

i really feel a bit lonely this year during my birthday, maybe too many things happen on this year aiks.... but i really happy for those who remember my birthday and send all the sms and wishes and also presents to me... still feel lonely... like another ordinary day... no big deal at all...
though my birthday is today and i received presents but all also early presents... so i feel nothing at all..aiks... maybe i'm still worried about the coming last paper... aiks.... hai....

Lastly, Happy Birthday to ME..!!!! thank God that i'm one year older and God keeps me save through another year....

ohhh forgot to mention how i spend my birthday, went to church this morning and afternoon had lunch with church frens. then i went home and watch vcds with my sister and grandma. late afternoon i sent my grandma off to take taxi and had a short walk alone back home. then i continued my vcds..... till late at nite and my mom cooked some 'sui kau'. and she baked a ready-made small pizza for me... hihihi....aiks... i really grateful for all the hard jobs she did for me...really love her so much and thanks for everything... maybe later tonight i might study a bit..hehehe... probably not... i think... not really in the mood...okay.. that's all for the boring day experience... ciao....muaks

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Go find your own cheese

Things don't seem to work out right, but it truly is quite
pointless to kick or scream or fight.

Why don't we find a solution instead ?

If changes doesn't resolve, why don't we try to adapt it ?
Since we have to live with it.

Who moved my cheese ? pushed around.

Go find your own cheese

cchiuyi via email.


America vs Malaysia

US:We have _mocha
MY:We have "NesLo"

US:We have cappucino
MY:We have teh tarik

US:We have pancake
MY:We have roticanai

US:We have the Golden Gate
MY:We have the Penang Bridge

US:We have "Star Spangled Banner"
MY:We have "Jalur Gemilang"

US: Damn it! What do you have that we don't?

MY: We still have our TwinTOWERS! You've lost yours.

US: &*^$%^&()*&%^$$

Well, I don't write this. Don't take it too sensitive.

cchiuyi via email.


Sunday, October 24, 2004

AM I AN ANGEL???

I am 8% evil.

I am an Angel. I rarely sin which makes my life pretty boring. But if there is a god he will likely reward me in the afterlife.


Are you evil? find out at Hilowitz.com


Hope that this could be enuf to get me to heaven ...hihihi ;p

I'm not agreed to that statement saying that i have a pretty boring life... i think my life is pretty interesting though...many ups and downs all the way...so far i'm at the down part coz need to go for exams and have some probs with family and church..T_T.... but i believe that it will over soon...it's only part of my life that will make me grow stronger..hehehe...dun afraid of bad moments coz remember... u won't stay on it for long... 'cheer up'... its for me...hahaha ..cya...

IT’S A BUG’S FIGHT……during shower T_T

As you can read from the title, the story begins…. As I was having my bath just now, I was enjoying every moment of the nice hot bath till I saw some tiny black spot flying on top of my head…. ‘What is THAT?’ I think aloud. Then I pick up my specs and looked at it…. ‘Hmm…. looks like a black bee to me…no no no wait…looks like a bug’ Don’t ask me for the species I don’t study creepy crawlies…. I hate them…the main reason is that they are creepy of course and scare the living daylight out of me…. Adding to my fear is that it can fly!!!! The bug sent me dancing around in the bathroom…. the bug fly this side I go that side… forget to mention is that I haven’t finished my bath also…my goodness… T_T…. okay that is only the beginning of the fight… the bug finally feel tired of flying and thinking of a nice spot to take a rest… guess where is it’s nice resting spot…ME??? No thanks… I’ll be screaming like MAD…. Okay the bug takes a rest on my towels… my emotions that time is,’Oh Good, finally it settles down and BAD because I have to figure out a way to shoo it off’. Checking on it for a few more seconds to make sure it don’t move and then I continued my bath…. as I was doing my unfinished business my eyes kept checking on it…and I was thinking aloud again, ‘Hmm… Don’t you dare move.’

After I had finished, I started thinking of what should I do with that bug. And then I looked at the shower…nice HOT water…hihihi…. I took the shower and spray the HOT waters at it… Ohh forgot to mention that I finally get a closer look on the bug; it’s actually a beetle. Okay, where was I? Oh, the Hot water didn’t bother him…. okay then I think again, ‘Maybe you don’t afraid of Hot water, how about COLD water?’ HEHEHE…. I switched the water temperature to Cold water. And I sprayed on it again…Well it didn’t budge….. Okay I give up…looking around to see whether there’s anything for me to cover myself…I’ll just leave my clothes and towels there till it go away… lucky me, I found one tiny towel that just covered every important parts…I switched off the shower and open the door to go out. Then I decided to go back in…I can’t loose this fight…not to a tiny little bug… okay… gaining my courage again and went into the battlefield again…’Okay, I’ll just take the towel and shake it off…No no no… this will send it flying again…okay take a tissue and picked it up with the tissue and throw into the dustbin…yeah… that will do…’

So I take some tissues and slowly inching to the beetle and cover the bug with the tissue… I look at the tissue….’Aiks, not here?’ well check on the towels…there it is. Still not moving…okay.. Second attempt and I’ve succeeded…hehehe…. quickly throw it into the dustbin.. Get my towels and clothes and go back to my room happily…

Hahahaha… I won this battle…yeah. I know what you want to say, ‘Silly’ right.. Yup that is Jasmine. Hahaha I'm silly and do silly things all the time… dun believe... check out the struck by lighting post. hehehe ..... have some good laugh....

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

EXAM IS NEAR...25TH OCT

My exam is coming soon, it's at 25/10/04...T_T... today i went to the library to study with my college frens...aiks..there's one gang of boys dun study at all..just sit there and chat and play cards somemore...aiks.... i wonder why he asked me to go to college for what..but i leave them be and study with my 2 college fren (girls)... sometimes i think is it guys lazy or just they can't control themselves...hahaha...no offense all the guys out there... aiks...tomorrow i'm going to library again to study with my two girl friends.... hope that i won't bump into the guyz again...hahahha....

Saturday, October 16, 2004

NEW INDOOR SOCCER IN ENDAH PARADE!!!

My church friend is going to have an indoor soccer in ENDAH PARADE or carefore (sri petaling) in December...hopefully will be able to open by December ..... will inform u guys if there is a change of time okay. I've checked out the place, it's still under renovation now and then there will be 7 courts or 8 i can't remember exactly and then there are 2 small courts. there will be fully air-conditioned and he mentioned that it won't be too hot or too cold..he's going to fixed the temperature at 28 degrees.

Okay let me explain the rough background of that place. there will be some viewing post build... you can go up the stairs and view all the games having there... and there will also be a small cafeteria where u can buy some snacks.. and the place is HUGE.... believe me... it's like....dunno how to measure the place...hahaha....u need to check it out urself.... and then he told me that he's going to held competitions and there will be awards as well..hihihi....

will let u all know when it's open okay...will give u the vouchers and discount...hahaha....let me know if any of u are interested...

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

GROUNDED TILL EXAM'S OVER!!!

T_T, today i went to KL to study in the morning and then i went to Sungai Wang for shopping.. i bought a pair of sports shoes... on the way back home (in my mom's car), my mom ask me, where have u been? i told her that i went to sungai wang for shopping. then she ask me whether i had studied or not and being an honest girl, i said no... then she said that i can't go out anymore till my exam is finished. and i told her even though i'm at home i won't study earlier and that also won't help. but i also told her that i won't go out anymore till my exam finished.... T_T...... bye bye movies, bye bye shopping, bye bye my friends... for this few weeks..... but i'll be back... ;P

JASMINE NEW DISCOVERY!!!!!WAH!!!!

Guess what I've found out yesterday......I found out that our Stamps in Malaysia is actually will glow in the dark!!! Dun beliv..well get a stamp for urself and check it out.....*waiting*... so how's is that...i didn't lie to u..hahaha. how come did i know..coz last nite as i was going to sleep, i switch off the light and then as i turn around i saw something glowing, i was straining my eyes to see what was actually glowing (without my specs).... as i walking towards the glowing thind, i finally found out that it was actually the stamps from my letters....wau...i can't beliv it..i was rubbing my eyes and check whether my eyes got prob or not...hahaha..nope the stamp really glowed...hihihi....i tot our malaysian stamps are not attractive but now, hey look, it glows......

Monday, October 11, 2004

Women's lives are hard, with clothes.


Women's lives are hard.

Morning wash clothes,
Noon hang clothes,
Evening keep clothes,
Night iron clothes,
Midnight takes off clothes,
Few hours after midnight find clothes.

Women like clothes, and in return, clothes make their lives
hard.

So why do Women still buy clothes since they are buying to
have a hard live?

Will never be answer by anyone, not even Einstein.

cchiuyi via email.

Saturday, October 09, 2004

Stupid Questions But smart Answers


Got it from email too.
Anyway, lol, I think the titles are rite; dumb question but
answered smartly. :p

Stupid Questions But smart Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??


GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple


GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??


BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??


SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out
of his mouth.


MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.


WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and
comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears
and comes out of the mouth.


MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u
think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


cchiuyi via email.

Friday, October 08, 2004

SOME FUN PAGE FOR U TO ENJOY SOME LAUGHS

NEW INTERESTING BOOK

Lately i'm reading a new book borrowed from my college library.... it keeps me reading till late 4 sumthing in the morning..hihihi...the book is called 'HEROZ' by William C.Bytham and Jeff Cox.

this book is mainly about Zapp! The Lightning of Empowerment. teaching u how to empower yourself, your coworkers and your company..here goes the summary, 'In HeroZ, you'll actually have fun learning how to survive and even thrive in today's work world. Step-by-Step techniques-proven by thousands of companies around the globe-show you how to progress, and work efficiently in teams. by the time you finish reading Heroz, you'll feel that you control your job, not that your job controls you.'

what so interesting about the book is that it talks about knights (customers) and dragons, kings (boss) and dukes (managers), boss (supervisor) and workers (me) and also a big dull castle (dull working place).. hehehe...dun understands kar..nvm...mail me..i'll explain to u

WUT'S LUV? & WUT'S LIKE?

Found something nice so i think i can post it here...originated by unknown but found it in friendster posted by barry:

Difference between the one you like and the one you love (hmm??)

In front of the person you like, your heart beats faster (got difference meh?)
But in front of the person you love, you get happier

In front of the person you love, winter seems like summer. (too deep, dun understand)
But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter.

If you look into the eyes of the one you like, you blush. (wut happen if both comes hahaha)
But if you look into the eyes of the one you love, you smile.

In front of the person you like, you can't say everything on your mind.
But in front of the person you love, you can. (oh..sometimes)

In front of the person you like, you tend to get shy.
But in front of the person you love, you can show your own style. (*thinking* no comments)

You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you like. (what are we getting to now?)
But you can always smile and stare into the eyes of the one you love.

When the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.
but when the one you love is crying, you cry with them. (this is true...T_T)

The feeling of like starts from the ear.
But the feeling of love starts from the eye. (i tot it starts from the heart)

So if you stop liking a person you used to like, all you need to do is cover your ears.
But if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart forever

How do u guys find this things mentioned above? True or Not so True? :)

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

HEAD SPINS AFTER WATCHING ANACONDA

Last Sunday I went to mid valley for movie with my 2 girl friends, Mun Yee and Kuan Yee... hehehe... at first we were thinking of watching 'the new police story' too bad i can't manage to book the ticket online the previous nite b4 the show. aikss. so sunday is not a good day to go to mid valley cause it's so jam and the cars stuck there is like crazy. finally we managed to go inside the mall and went to take our booking tickets first. there is no rush because the booking line is not long. when it's our turn to take the ticket, the girl there show us that our seats is the third row from the front and it's a small cinema that we are having.. that moment we have no choice but take the tickets. after that we still got some time and we planned to have our early dinner before the movie (the movie is at 6.50 pm) so we decided to go to kenny roger's since we've never been there for long time. we ordered 3 chicken and cheese macaroni and then 2 mushroom soup, a coleslaw and a glass of coke. you can't believe the size of the macaroni...it's huge...maybe for the three of us. and we were like trying out best to finish it..cause that plate cause us RM12 something....hahahha...that is why the portion is that HUGE...my goodness... after the heavy dinner we were already feeling a bit sleepy. so we went for some shopping (supposed to be window shopping) and then we go for the movie. the movie is nice and exciting... a bit fake though... the characters in there manage to kill more than 10 anacondas in the movie..hahahah....but the movie is funny too. the movie i'll give it 6 out of 10 . one prob is that after the movie i feel a bit dizzy and my frens told me they feel headache cause we sat at the 3rd row from the front.. imagine u sitting so near the screen and then u see snakes flying here and there. after the movie is over, i feel that my feet is floating abit hahahha...that is my 3rd bad experience on watching movie..hai..i think next time i won't take front seats anymore..aiks..

BIRD ACCIDENT!! POOR THING....

okay here's another story that happen to me last week. it was a normal day for me to go to college for my afternoon class, i took the lrt to college. i waited for a while and the trem came. then i went in and wait for the trem to go. i waited 2 minutes, the door still remain open... aiks, i was a bit frustrated that time cause i'm going to be late for class if the trem is not going. then i saw a little bird flew at top speed towards my side..and then the bird hit the trem window....'pop' a thud came from the impact. i saw the bird dropped to the floor after hitting the window. i was shocked for a while and then i wonder how's that little bird now.. i wanted to go out of the trem and checked on the bird whether it's okay or not... but i'm afraid that once i stepped out of the trem the door will close so i remained on my sit.. after awhile the door close and the trem moves. as the trem slowly leaving from the sri petaling station i looked back and saw a black thing on the floor.. so what happen to that little bird? i also dunno ... from my point of view i don't think that impact could killed that bird i just think that probably the bird must have fainted... aiks... hahaha.. by the time i'm back to the station after my afternoon class (almost 6 pm) , the bird was not there anymore. i guess there's only 2 conclusion to the bird . 1 is that the bird woke up from the faint and flew off... or 2. the bird is dead and the cleaning lady has taken away it's mayat. hahaha..aiks.. i'm so bad huh... well, only God knows what happen to that bird...hope it's fine...u think i made this story up? of course no....it's a true story.... how come my best fren also think i made it up..aiks...must beliv me that it's true.

STRANGE PHONE CALL AT 1 AM

Okay, here's something strange happen to me ermm...forget when is the day liao... that nite (morning) as i was watching tv (vcd) with my parents.... half way thru the show, the phone rang.. all 3 of us look at the clock it says 1 something in the morning.. then my dad said, ' who on earth call in this time of the nite?' when he said that i know if that call is for me i'll get nag after that..so i just shruged and said i had no idea who that was... i then stand up and walk towards the phone praying hard to God,' It's not for me, it's not for me...' and as i picked up the phone that was a guy on the line. his voice sounds like 30 something and he speaks malay, he said ' sini happy garden ke?' i said, 'Ya, u mau cakap dengan siapa?' then he told me that he got a drunk guy sitting on the floor now, come and picked up ur dad.... that moment i said, ' Itu bukan bapa saya lar, u call the wrong number.' he keep on insisting that my dad is in front of him and ask me to pick him up to go home.. then i said,' itu bukan bapa saya okay, bapa saya sedang tengok tv dengan saya lar, itu lelaki bukan bapa saya... u call the wrong number.' then he ask me again whether this is happy garden and i said, yes but my dad is safe at home watching tv with me (feeling frustrated since he disturbed me from watching series) then he finally hang up the phone... aiks... i think that guy must have think i lied or something cause who on earth will a parents watch tv with their kids till 1 something in the morning huh. but it's the truth, my family sleep late (except my mum, but that nite is special case). hahahha...come to think of it... the conversation i have with that guy sounds silly though..hahahaha...hope u enjoy the story.kekeke

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BLOGGER

what's wrong with this blog ah....cannot post things suddenly..i type a long post and then it said cannot refresh the page oh..aiks .. make me so mad .... okay...i better not type so many things if not i can't post .... okay to answer ccy question. who is this zu liang...he is my class mate in form 4 & 5. his full name is low chaou leong...ppl call him zu liang geh (mandarin)... his nick is busuk leong..hahahha... and then his nick in msn and icq is boyboyboy...then his nick in friendster is zu liand also....u can see his info there lar..click on my fren list and check out this guy...normally like to trick me and i normally kena trick by him since form 4.. he's a funny guy though..loves to joke ..ahhahah that's all i know..

Monday, October 04, 2004

testing

testing 1,2,3

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BLOGGER

aiks...as i was reading the things posted by ccy (cchiuyi) i wanted to post some comments..then when i click on it ... the page cannot be refreshed...make me so mad at it...is it the blogger got some prob or my blog's account got some prob neh? hai....anyway... to answer mr.ccy question, who is zuliang..that is zuliang lor...his real name is low chaou leong. from my class since form 4 & 5 in secondary school...his nick in icq and msn is call boy boy..in frenster also he's called zuliang mar..you can go ahead and see his profile there lar...aiyoyo..how come so interested in him geh...u interested ah...aiks...i suspected u like guys but didn't know u are that desperate..hahaha .... joking

naughty google.

It's called the "Easter Egg".

Step one:

Go to: http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en


Step two:

Enter the following line into the translate textbox:
"my mom is nice and cool"


Step three:

Translate from English to Spanish.


Step four:

Copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish
to English.

cchiuyi via email.

stupid mr.bean


Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the
figure, the answer is 6!!


Anyway, I would like to thank mr. bean for entertain the
world with his talent and humorous act. Your effort is very
much appreciated. It is my privilege to know you. Thank you.

cchiuyi via email.


Sunday, October 03, 2004

zuliang ?

who's zu liang huh ??

i duno la :p

Saturday, October 02, 2004

GUESS WHAT I'M DOING 2

guess what...i'm half way going insane...i've been surfing the net for more than 3 hours for my coursework ...arggggggggggg.....this is the first time i do a coursework without any books reference. y? because the library in my college is out of books..y? because the librarian told me that all the econs books is fully lent out.. what is this nonsense...i suspect that he hide some of the books underneath the table and lazy to put it back... it's been 2 weeks and not one student return the book ... thanks to the management also because they change a new rule saying that students may borrow up to 5 books.. my goodness... no wonder the books is finished so fast..surprisingly it's only the econs books that is finished while other subjects is all on the shelf...aiks... i also dunno how to continue to do my coursework.. that's why i'm typing out this post here...haih.....God help me to tell those kids to return the books by monday..if by monday the books are still not returned i think i'll be dead meat...since my due date for the coursework is on tuesday... i think when the lecturer see my reference page also will be shocked cause all references also taken in the website... sure think that i copy and paste lar... aiks...okay i got to go now..my college friends is back home so i have to call her now to ask her about the questions. that's all folks.cya
 

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